NELSON HAS LEFT THE ROBINS !

[JC]

I AM SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT IS TRUE, NELSON HAS NOW LEFT THE ROBINS TO SIGN A 1 YEAR DEAL WITH SOUTH BRISTOL.

ALTHOUGH HE LOOKED LIVELY IN PRE SEASON HE HAS DECIDED TO MAKE THE JUMP TO A HIGHER LEAGUE.

EVERYONE AT THE ROBINS WISHES HIM WELL FOR THE FUTURE ESPECIALL OUR OTHER GOALKEEPER JASON FINNIMORE WHO HAS STATED " I AM VERY SORRY TO HAVE LOST SUCH A WONDERFUL LAD AND A GREAT BACKUP KEEPER TO ME"

SO THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE AND HE HAS DECIDED TO MOVE ON HOWEVER THE ROBINS HAVE STATED THAT THEY ARE UNWILLING TO ANNOUNCE THE FEE THEY RECIEVED FOR THE PLAY.

ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO WISH CHRISTOPHER KELLY/NELT/WITIF/NELS A HAPPY FUTURE WITHOUT US PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENT UNDERNEATH.

MANY THANKS,
JOE THOMAS CHARLTON (GAFFER)

[Press Office]

Money was not a factor - Nelson

Chris Kelly has insisted he did not join South Bristol FC for more money, but because they are "the biggest club in the Bristol & Wessex world".

United signed the Turk goalie/striker from The Robins for £0.30 after a protracted transfer saga.

"If I want to play for the money, I would accept the William Francis offer or Cutters Friday," Nelson told GMTV.

"The red shirt is the really big thing for me. I want to play for the biggest club"

South Bristol smashed their transfer record to sign the 25-year-old, with the deal finally being announced on The Robins official website.

The capture concluded a summer-long story, with Cutters Friday looking at one stage as if they were going to snatch Nelson from under the noses of their cross-pitch rivals.

"I am 25 now, I am at the biggest club in the league and maybe this could be the last step in my career," said Nelson.

"I know I can develop here in the way I always wanted.

"I always believed. People used to say 'keep the faith'. I went through some difficult times and it was a long battle, but I always thought it was going to happen and in the end it did.

"Now I am here and hopefully I will play my part in the team and we can win lots of trophies as well. Trophies are an important thing in football and I want to help this team win some.

"I have handled pressure and expectation all through my life. I am not scared of it. That is why I am here.

"If I do that and play as I have done in my last year at The Robins, I don't think there will be any problem."

With waterlogged pitches causing games to be postponed, Nelson must wait for his debut, but says he would "love" to play in the first round of the league cup against Spartans FC on 21 September.

"We live for the big games and I think this is the biggest," said Nelson. "I can't wait to play."

[JC]

The Robins manager today hit back at claims that South Bristol FC are the biggest club in the Bristol & Wessex world,

He stated " what the fcuk are you on about nelson/nelt/witif/smelly chap it is obvisley true that they are not the "biggest" club in the wessex as they are all too old to keep up with the youth of The Robins"

However after reflecting on his comments made he then went onto say " i apologise for my recent claims about nelson as i know he did not say any of the above comments due to his pronunciation of the letter 'R', because he would have said " Money was not the factaw"

Many Thanks,
Joe Thomas Charlton ( Manager of the biggest club in the Bristol & Wessex world)

[NewsRound]

After a short interview with Robins FC manager reguarding the comments made be former player Christopher 'Nelson' Kelly and his manager steve ballard.Assistant to the gaffer,Tom Ash,was also asked to comment.

"Well i think its just a angry swipe at us for being the better club",when asked if South Bristol would now go on to bigger and better things now that they have recruited the former robins man,he said "not a chance,if south bristol are tryin to strengthen by scouring the robins reserves for players then they can expect a season at the wrong end of te table".He then went on to say "steve is trying to upset the robins camp as he knows that the only way he is going knock us is physcologically,as physically and tatically the 2 teams dont even compare,which was shown in the pre season friendly"

Sir Ash did go on to say he wishes South Bristol the best of luck in a league which is soon to see the arrival of the robins,and also said hes glad nelsons enjoys pressure,as they will plenty on him to keep his new team up.

[BBC 24]

Furious Warner hits back at Keane

South Bristol manager Steven Ballard has labelled The Robins assistant boss Tom Ash "callous" as their war of words over goalie/striker Chris Kelly intensified.

Tom called him "a clown" when Steve wrote a text message blaming him for Nelson missing so many matches last season.

In another text on Friday, Steve again accused Tom of showing "disrespect."

And Steven Ballard, a team-mate of Tom Ash for Parson Street, took a dig at Tom for his lack of participation during pre-season.

Steve is viewed as one of the most reckless men in amateur football and his importance can be traced back to several Parson Street matches ending in abandonment.

The row began when The Robins goalies/striker Nelson decided to leave for South Bristol FC.

Steve initially accused Tom Ash of being disrespectful for allegedly stating Chris Kelly was surplus to requirements, when in fact the transfer was initiated by South Bristol FC.

But Tom Ash retorted: "Nelson is shit. I've told Joe what I think of him and that he should go. He has the touch of a rapist, and the criminal record to match."

But in his latest text message to Tom Ash, Steve said: "The disrespectful tone of your reported comments further demonstrates the total disrespect that you and others of your kind have generally for players and officials from 'amateur' clubs.

"It is obviously difficult for you to accept the fact that someone from your club could rise to become a valuable player for another side."

Nelson, who played in The Robins 2-5 loss against Adamland, was quoted in the Bath Times newspaper before he left for South Bristol as saying that he was "feeling caught between a rock and a hard place with my previous and current club".

The situation prompted Steve Ballard to send an open letter to the media, in which he said "Your insensitivity and disrespect for other clubs such as South Bristol are hereby noted."

However, Joe Charlton, speaking ahead of The Robins league match SCS Sunday, stated: "Nelson has played one frriendly game for us since joining.

"The agreement I had with the player was that he was not up to match fitness or speed and therefore wouldn't play in any other matches. He's 25 - and he can't even play 30 minutes.

"I love it when my players represent the club - I'm not like other managers in the Bristol and Wessex League and play silly games - but he's not fit and he says he's tired from bath dodging anyway.

"Obviously, Mr Ballard is making all these threats and a lot of them through the media but he doesn't really care about Nelson - he makes out he does but he doesn't.

"It's ridiculous. I'll be writing a text message back to Steve but - unlike him - I won't be giving it to the media. Basically, if he's the manager of a premier side, God help us all."

But in his follow-up text message responding to Joe's comments, Steve Ballard was even more critical.

"I chose to respond on a free text weekend because that is a privilege afforded me owing to my said pay as you go network and the fact that your callousness showed utter disregard for transfer regulations re the release of players for bigger clubs. Regrettably, but not surprisingly, you did not grasp the message," wrote Steve.

He also referred to Tom Ash's 2008/09 pre-season with Parson Street.

"In closing may I remind you that a player's greatest honour is to play for his club in spite of the fact that you chose to walk away from yours during the pre-season after publicly abusing yourself in the Luckwell toilets...indictment that you will no doubt be proud of up to today. Poor Rusty."

Earlier, Tom Ash warned that the player could face a reprimand too, saying: "Nelson has got to look at himself as well, mind.

"He's told me he's too tired for Sunday morning football about five times and then I switch on my phone and find he's running about with South Bristol FC. I don't know if it's an ego trip or whether he likes the odd cameo.

"But I do know, for example, that we wouldn't have offered him a one-year deal this season if he'd said he was going to be playing for South Bristol FC. I'll be speaking to him.

[Nelson]

Please would everone leave me out of this, i have made my decision and that is final.

If anyone does not like it then would they please contact me at: [e-mail]

[The real nelson]

i cnt belive tht u all take the piss out of me its out of order you will all see what i can really do witha baked bean tin on my car exhaust hahahahaha you wait fudgers NELSONS gonna get YA!!!

[Nelsons Parole officer]

ello ello ello, and what do we have here then?

Mr Kelly may I remind you to stop using your fake "Nelson" dollars to buy petrol from Sainsbury's petrol station. It's not big, it's not clever.